1-2. school daze
3. the maud couple
4. fake it 'til you make it
5. grannies gone wild
6. surf and/or turf
7. horse play
8. the parent map
9. non-compete clause
10. the break up breakdown
11. molt down
12. marks for effort
13.
the mean 614. a matter of principals
15. the hearth's warming club
16. friendship university
17. the end in friend
18. yakity-sax
19. on the road to friendship
20. the washouts (episode)
21. a rockhoof and a hard place
I don’t think there’s a better way to end a life than being smothered from all sides by her stomach walls while you struggle to differentiate between up and down, trapped in a boiling pit of acids with strong muscles grinding you into a protein broth and wasting what little oxygen there’s left calling for help as she does her morning work out.
God I so want my pleas and screams of anguish to be muffled by her stomach groans and gurgles, barely audible behind her abs working up a sweat.
Screw heaven, being a protein snack is what bliss is about.
becoming a protein snack for her next workout does sound like a good end!