1-2. school daze
3. the maud couple
4. fake it 'til you make it
5. grannies gone wild
6. surf and/or turf
7. horse play
8. the parent map
9. non-compete clause
10. the break up breakdown
11. molt down
12. marks for effort
13.
the mean 614. a matter of principals
15. the hearth's warming club
16. friendship university
17. the end in friend
18. yakity-sax
19. on the road to friendship
20. the washouts (episode)
21. a rockhoof and a hard place
[ METAGAMING REMOVED ]
Spoiler: Suggestive, vulgar, mind stuff, personality warping, corruption, expansion
âLassie, I got some notes on how ya handled tha workload taday,â he uttered through the thick, bristly white beard.
âYes, sir?â Lexi asked, folding her hands politely and tuning in with her full attention. A reliable, subordinate employee was always looking for feedback on their work.
âFerst, yer clothinâs jusâ a wee bit too conservative fer this audience.â
Lexi blinked in confusion. True, sheâd picked a shirt that covered up her cleavage today. Wasnât that more professional and appropriate? Sheâd make a note to try dressing âdownâ a little more tomorrow and see how that goes over.
âSecund, yeâr too standoffish with tha customers. Especially the young lads. Weâre aiminâ ta make âem feel welcome and free ta browse, not ta chase âem out anâ make âem feel like they donâ belong. Some oâ that sass yeâr servinâ âem comes across as mighty intimâdatinâ.â
Lexi frowned. True, sheâd had to shoot down a lot of advances from the guys who were constantly loitering and leering, filling the store up with the smell of their lust. Was that wrong? She didnât think so, but maybe sheâd have to change her approach. If being more, well, diplomatic was going to be part of the job, maybe she could try to set her unease aside. It would be something sheâd have to work on, then.
âThird, ya gotta unnerstant by now thaâ yeâr part oâ tha shopâs image. Like a mascot, ya might say. It ainât right fer a mascot ta look like sheâs countinâ tha seconds âtil closinâ time. Ya gotta smile more, lass, anâ enjoy yer werk.â
Lexi sighed. She really was counting down the seconds âtil closing every day, and she did not enjoy her work much at all. True, she was a reliable and subordinate employee, but⊠well, the job just wasnât fun. She hated retail, she hated being around the customers, and as things got weirder she hated being steeped in an almost visible fog of male attention the whole time. But what she said to Creepy Boss was a subordinate âYes, sir. Iâll do my best.â
âI trust ya will, lassie,â he said. âDo right by tha rules, and yeâll have more âsponsibilities in tha near fyoocher. Speakinâ oâ which,â he said, pulling a small box from some pocket or other and putting it on the counter. Unhooking the catch, the plastic case flipped open to reveal a silken pillow, like the kind found in jewelry boxes, and sitting in a dimple in the center of that pillow was a shiny little sphere roughly the size of a marble.
âWhatâs that, sir?â she asked apprehensively.
âCanâ be takinâ maternity leave,â he explained with a hard gleam on his beady eyes. âItâs got some other, leâs say side-effects. Fer âxample, itâs sher ta blow yer fat tits way up.â
Lexi froze. Her âfat titsâ were already getting to be a problem, what with the huge amount Selene had to spend on bras for her just last week. Plus, their weight was starting to take its toll on her body. Already she was beginning to feel sore after carrying them around all day, and there were times it was hard to get comfortable laying down, or putting on her seatbelt when riding in a car. And of course, there was the way they drew eyeballs directly to them day in and day out, making Lexiâs chest the center of attention. They were already the largest unaugmented breasts sheâd ever seen, even on porn stars. The last thing she wanted to think about was them getting even a single size larger.
âUm, sir? Am I supposed to⊠take that?â she asked nervously, afraid of the answer. âI mean, with a side-effect like that, isnât there a better option?â
âNow lass, unnerstant how itâll be good fer tha business. âSides, if ya want ta do more oâ tha werk, yeâll need ta comply with our policies,â Creepy Boss said in a measured tone that was hard to read, his eyes fixed on Lexiâs. âYeâr a good subordânate, reliable employee, lass. So do what yer Boss says ta, and take tha medâcine.â
âYes sir,â Lexi replied, feeling like there wasnât any way around this. Gently she picked up the marble-sized âpillâ and regarded it anxiously. Biting her lip, then letting out a helpless sigh, she opened her mouth and dropped the sphere into it. To her surprise it dissolved on contact with her tongue, leaving nothing but a vaguely medicinal aftertaste as he swallowed all her spit and smacked her lips a few times. Looking down, she half expected her chest to leap out of her shirt and land like heavy sandbags on the counter, but she didnât feel or see anything of the sort after a few seconds.
âThaâs a good girl,â Creepy Boss uttered with satisfaction. âWell, Iâm goinâ ta tend ta other bisâness. Close up like yooshul,â he said before disappearing somewhere into the back of the shop, leaving Lexi apprehensive and alone.
âFudge, like I really need this poop today!â she cried in censored frustration as she turned onto her hands and knees, still covered in thick ropes of colorful plushie snake(s).
âSssomeoneâsss having a bad time,â hissed a voice from somewhere deep in the pile of fake fur and polyester stuffing. Lexi froze up in fear as the rainbow chaos-patterned serpentine coils started to slowly slither around her body. A half-dozen fluffy, whiskered snake heads began to rise up around her. She was well and truly panicking now as their coils started tightening, soft as they were, all over her. Run! her inner voice shouted. Something flickered at her right ear.
âDonât be frightened, little one. Itâs jussst me, Borisss Orro, workplaysss therap-hisss extraordinaire! I can feel sssuch tension in your little frame! Sssuch a shame, sssuch a shame. A worplaysss shouldnât be ssstresssful! Tell me whatâsss bothering you, wonât you my dear?â
Just play along until you can get free, Lexi thought. âUm, well, to start with, I hate being here in this scary nightmare shop all the time and my boss is a creep and I hate what this place is doing to my body and now it sounds like Iâm going to be displayed like a fatty piece of meat for all the other creeps who hang around and I just took this pill thatâs going to wreck my body even more and I donât know if any of this is real or just a hallucination from whatever drug I just took but I HAVE TO BE A RELIABLE SUBORDINATE EMPLOYEE, OKAY?â she found herself spewing out non-stop to her own surprise, breathing hard from a mix of anger and fear.
âThere there, sssee? Doesssnât it feel better to let all of thossse apprehensionsss out into the open? Now, then, where should we ssstart?â the voice mused as Lexiâs body was continually encircled by slithering, fuzzy, soft cables as thick as her leg and the oddly whiskered plush snake heads looked her in the eyes now matter where she tried to turn. There was still somthing flickering at the fuzz of her ear, and now she felt a snake head nuzzle its way up her cheek, perch on top of her head, and start to tickle her horn with a rubbery tongue. âHow about body issuesss? What exactly isss it youâre unhappy with? I think you have a wonderful figure,â hissed the voice gently from somewhere deep in the pile under her. âAh, I sssee now. Youâre upssset that you were turned from Aleksss into Leksssi, arenât you? Be honessst, now.â
âY-yyyyyyesss,â Lexi admitted, feeling some of the tension leave her body as she did so. Though she was still nervous, she no longer felt like her life was at stake with this⊠whatever it was.
âAh, but itâsss not like you lossst everything. In fact, look at what youâve gained! Youâve exsssperiensssed sssex from the other ssside now, and you enjoyed it! Isssnât that right?â the voice whispered as the plush serpent-like bodies continued writhing around her, hugging tight but not constricting her.
âI⊠I guess,â Lexi said. She had to concede it was a lot of fun with Darius and Selene. And admitting it felt relaxing.
âAnd thisss ssstunning body, ssso gifted! Ssso endowed!â The fuzzy tendrils swept and caressed over her, sneaking slowly closer to her sensitive areas, and caressing her heavy breasts as they hung underneath her. âWhy, youâre far more alluring than you ever usssed to be as Aleksss⊠isssnât that something to be proud of?â
âI⊠I mean, yes, itâs⊠this body⊠isâŠâ she tried to close her mouth against the words coming out, but they pushed through anyway. âItâs hot! A total hottie! Itâs the body of a sex goddess!â she blurted out. The words reached her ears and their truth was undeniable. âI⊠I have the body of a sex goddessâŠâ she conceded. Her muscles slackened, no longer taut with fear.
âThere, isssnât honesssty freeing?â the voice encouraged soothingly, still fondling its captive in the stuffed tubes of fluff. âOnssse the truth comesss out, the tension resssolvesss itssself. Weâre making ssso much progresss, letâsss keep going, shall we? For eksssample, Aleksss would love thisss body, wouldnât he?â
âNot like⊠not like that,â Lexi resisted. She could see the fallacy; Alex would lust after a girl with a body like this, but that didnât mean he wanted to be the girl with it!
âOh dear me, a denial. Itâsss not jussst a river in Egypt, asss we sssay in the bisssnessss. Letâs conssstruct the truth from the piesssesss, shall we? Aleksss likesss girlsss.â
âAlex likes girls,â Lexi found herself repeating. But-
âAleksss likes ssseksssy girlsss,â the voice interrupted before Lexi could finish her objection, derailing her train of thought still in the station. Instead of finishing it, she repeated what was true.
âAlex likes sexy girls.â
âBig boobsss are ssseksssy,â the voice asserted.
âBig boobs are sexy,â Lexi said freely.
âLeksssy likesss girlsss that Aleksss likesss,â the voice whispered as rubbery tongues flicked across her horn and tickled her ear.
âLexi likes girls that Alex likes,â Lexi parroted.
âLeksssi isss a seksssy girl with big boobsssâŠâ the voice led on.
âLexi is⊠a sexy girl⊠with big boobs,â she followed, drowsily.
âAleksss likesss that Leksssi is a ssseksssy girl with big boobsss.â
âAlex likesâŠ. that Lexi is a⊠sexy girl⊠with big boobs.â She felt warm and tired, her arms sore from holding her body up. Her chest was so heavy (and sexy). The thick, soft, fuzzy serpents cradled her drooping head.
âAleksss is Leksssi,â the voice continued.
âAlex ⊠is ⊠Lexi âŠ.â she whispered, feeling safe and warm. The fuzzy toys felt nice against her skin, and she couldnât raise an objection to the train of logic so far.
âTherefore, it followsss inessscapably that Leksssi likes Leksssi,â the hidden voice concluded.
âLexi likes Lexi,â she agreed, her eyes unfocused.
âLeksssi likesss her big, ssseksssy boobsss. Leksssi likesss her ssseksssy body. Isssnât that right, my dear?â
âYes⊠Lexi likes her big, sexy boobs,â she said with a smile. âLexi likes her sexy body.â She nearly nodded to sleep in the caress of the plus, psychedelic serpents. But instead they lifted her up to her knees. Still curling around her tightly, the rainbow-colored patterns on the fuzzy snakeâs body began to shift and waver. Lexiâs eyes fixed on the six whiskered snake heads as they rose up, looking at her, holding her gaze.
âAlmost done, my dear. We ssstill have to resssolve your tension about thisss job, donât we?â Lexi nodded quietly. It was important to resolve the tensions about her job. âGood girl, Leksssi. What I heard you sssaying isss that you donât know how to live up to the ekssspectationsss of your posssition, am I right?â She nodded dully again. âWell, perhapsss youâre missstaken about what your posssition isss. What would you call a girl whossse job isss to be pretty, to flirt, to charm, to ussse her sssex appeal? One who doesssnât have to overthink everything? One who jussst wantsss to have fun?â
A word bubbled up through Lexiâs minimal conscious. The only word that fit. âBiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmbo?â she offered as if through molasses.
âThatâsss right! Fortunately, you already have sssome relevant ekssspertissse, though you donât ssseem to recall. Let me show you,â the voice said as one of the six snake heads closed in and flicked a rubbery tongue from some hidden mouth, tasting Lexiâs glossy horn delicately and stimulating something in her mushy brain.
Selling a woman bubblegum. Taking a piece for herself. Cotton candy. Feeling giddy, not thinking a lot, enjoying the attention she was getting from the boys, secretly lusting after their cocks. Getting aroused almost constantly, finally going home and using a weird sex toy to fuck herself silly until she fell asleep. Waking up with a hangover, completely unaware of what happened. Her warm, squishy brain replayed it all while she watched, detached and secure in the gentle coils of her therap-hiss.
âSsso, my dear, we merely have to find a way for you to get in-touch with that eksssperienssse again while doing your job. Itâsss a sssimple matter, really. I can connect your forgotten persssonality to your waking one whenever youâre on the clock. No memory losss, no conflict, no effort at all on your part. Would you like me to do thisss for you, Leksssi? It will help you live up to your Bosssâsss ekssspectationsss.â
Lexi thought, which was a difficult thing to do. It required some deliberate effort. Sheâd rather just sink into these soft, warm, fluffy coils and relax, maybe take a nap. But something prodded her into decision. She had a job to do, and she was a reliable employee. If she wanted to faithfully do her job according to the new policies, she probably needed this help.
âSureâŠâ she agreed.
âThen itâsss all sssettled. The nekssst time you come to work, youâll be just the professional bimbo you need to be! No more, no lesss, no ssstruggle, no messs. Now, let me just reach in here and make a few connectionsss for you. Oh, youâll want to be asssleep for this, my dear. Jussst open up your mind and leave everything to me, and resssssssssssssssssstâŠ.â
Lexi stretched, feeling limber and relaxed now that all the stress of her job and even her body had melted away. Odd how just having a bad fall could clear oneâs head, she thought. Must be the adrenaline. Looking at the time, she realized it was getting late. Sheâd better tally up the register and finish up soon if she wanted to catch her ride. But first, she had to deal with this pile of her own making. Bending down, the first toy critter she picked up was a tie-dyed looking plushie snake. It even had whiskers. How cute! She put it on the shelf, followed by all the other stuffed animals, and paid it no more mind as she went about the task of closing shop for the night.
âMorninâ, lassie,â Creepy Boss greeted her as she unshuttered the door and windows. âI see ya took our conversayshun yestârday ta heart. Good job, girlie!â
âThank you, sir,â she replied with customary automatic honoriffic. âIâm just trying to do my best.â
âIâm sher ya will, lass,â he said cryptically before disappearing somewhere into the shadowy realm in the back.
Lexi took a deep breath and clocked in for the day. âHehe!â she giggled suddenly. â⊠huh. Wonder what that was about?â Well, she had a job to get on with. Wobbling over behind the counter, Lexi set her purse down and set up the register for sales. She felt good about working today. Hopefully her customary watchers would show up early so she could distract herself with the task of distracting them. Maybe even convince them to make a purchase. Hitching her overstuffed bra, she thought about all the looks her girls would be getting during her shift and felt a warm satisfaction flutter through her tummy. She couldnât wait until the store was filled again with the enchanting aroma of lust.
âJust finally getting into the hang of things work, I guess,â she said after taking along drag on her straw. âFiguring out how to get through the day with less stress.â
âWell thatâs always good,â Darius said as he wrapped an arm around Selene. âWe were starting to get worried with how much you talked about hating this job and how long youâd have to go to get through the probation.â
âIf youâre feeling up for it, how about a little photo shoot tonight?â Selene offered, stroking Dariusâs thigh. âAt your place? I made another top thatâll be so cute on you!â
âSounds great!â Lexi said. âThough I have to warn you, I seem to be âputting on weightâ if you know what I mean,â she said, thrusting her chest out.
âWow, still?â Selene asked. âWeâll have to order some bigger sizes after only a week! Whatâs your secret, girl?â
âI guess itâs a side-effect of my new birth control medicine,â the busty unicorn girl said with a slight grin.
âAny way you could slip me a prescription?â Selene chuckled.
âSorry, itâs only available through the, uh, employer-provided plan at work.â