1-2. school daze
3. the maud couple
4. fake it 'til you make it
5. grannies gone wild
6. surf and/or turf
7. horse play
8. the parent map
9. non-compete clause
10. the break up breakdown
11. molt down
12. marks for effort
13.
the mean 614. a matter of principals
15. the hearth's warming club
16. friendship university
17. the end in friend
18. yakity-sax
19. on the road to friendship
20. the washouts (episode)
21. a rockhoof and a hard place
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Hah, that one totally threw me for a loop. But Iâve got some plot concepts I might be able to throw together with it.
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Themes: TF, mind stuff, expansion Spoiler: vulgarity
âAw, sheâs so cute!â Ms. Alverson cooed.
âI figgered yaâd feel an affinity,â the thing calling itself Simonson whispered. âAnâ I think yeâll be seeinâ eye to eye witâ yer dotter on a lot of things goinâ forwerd.â
âOh, I hope so,â Lexiâs mom said, sighing and feeling concern creep back into her life. âI just donât know what sheâs getting into, with herâŠâ she cut herself off, not wanting to talk about her daughterâs suddenly augmented bust, merely gesturing with her hands instead. â⊠well, I just worry about how sheâs going to turn out.â
âAh, lass, ainât no con-sern ta be had!â Simonson chuckled. âA friend oâ mine had a ⊠well, he had a sayinâ âbout that topic.â He pulled a black plastic fob out of some hidden place on his person. Around its face, a ring of four arc segments began to glow in green, yellow, red, and blue light.
Lexi examined the woman as she approached for signs of changes.
âYeah⊠or something,â Lexi said. Her recollection of the incident that caused her rapid breast growth was quite different, but at least now her mom no longer suspected her of having a (she couldnât even think it) with Creepy Boss. âBut whyâd you give me so much grief over the other part? About how people would treat me or about me ruining my life? Jeez Mom, Iâm only as big as you are!â
âDid I say those things?â her mom asked, genuinely puzzled to hear that version of their fight from yesterday. âI must have just been worried, thatâs all. Oh honey, Iâm sorry if I justâŠâ she searched for the appropriately dismissive word. âJust⊠thoughtlessly parroted all those things society says about us busty girls and made you feel insecure about your figure!â
âMom, Iâm not ashamed of these, okay? I got⊠some decent advice the other day.â (She didnât mention the source had been unreasonably sensible Creepy Boss training moments) âBut all my life, I never saw you worry about YOUR image because of them. It was just⊠really hypocritical to suddenly turn on me like that, you know?â Lexi said, feeling awkward talking about this with her mother in a relatively public space. âLook, letâs just forget it. The important thing is that youâre safe. Hey, I have to charge you for that before you go,â Lexi said, pointing to the plastic Internet Pony box her mother was holding.
âOh! No, sweetie, Mr. Simonson gave this to me on the house. Isnât she adorable?â Lexiâs mom held up the box and waved it around excitedly to show it off, then pulled Lexi into a comforting hug. âAnd why wouldnât I be safe? Donât worry so much! Well, Iâll pick you up after your shift. Have a good day, honey!â
âBye mom, see you later,â Lexi said as her mother turned to strut through the door and back into the mall. She didnât like that the Internet Pony in that box looked suspiciously familiar, as if sheâd seen it in a dream she couldnât quite remember. Something about the purple mane and tail with its gray coatâŠ
There were a couple more sales, then lunch. During break she got a text from Darius, adding her to their group chat with Selene. He said theyâd let her know what day of the week to come over for their hook-up. After that, she confirmed the direct deposit of her first check had been made. Thanks to working through the previous weekend (all the better to beat probation faster, she thought) and the all-nighter, she was actually sitting on a pretty nice lump of cash. Maybe momâs blessing came through, and she was going to have a good day after all. Even during the after school rush, the biggest emergency of the day was when a teen guy had to ask Lexi for help getting his little brother down from a high shelf heâd climbed onto just prior to closing. Creepy Boss was still nowhere to be found. All in all, a relatively quiet shift. Lexi closed the shop and began tallying the register.
âCheck her out,â said the second one proudly, turning his phone so his co-conspirator could see the screen. It was a shot of the first teen standing beside Lexi as they both reached up towards the stranded younger brother, giving the photographer a nice oblique shot from behind that showed off the unicorn clerkâs girlish figure at a favorable angle.
âChoice!â the Teen One cried. âLook, you can see some of that titty where the shirtâs lifting up! She didnât see you, did she? Sheâs kinda looking your way in this shot.â
âNah, she was keeping that eye on the register. I was behind a pile of stuffed bears,â Teen Two bragged. âMmmm-mmmm-mmmm! This chick is built! Letâs give the app a try!â
âWhat should we try first? Something small,â the teen whoâd acted as the decoy said. âChange her eye color or something.â
âI got you bruh,â said Teen Two. He clicked on a paint brush and dragged it over to Lexiâs eye, then double-tapped to highlight it.
âLetâs see what this does,â Teen Two said as he zoomed in on a closer crop of Lexiâs head. Replacing paint brush for hair brush, he applied it to the image of Lexiâs mane. When he tapped to engage the manipulation and moved the brush, the digital simulation of hair became animated and moved fluidly along with it, as if pulled by a magnet. He swirled it experimentally. Both teens praised the realistic graphics their app had, even in live editing mode.
âOh yeah, beautiful!â his companion said appreciatively. âJeez, it looks so real! I love this thing!â
âWhy are you doing this?â she cried into the darkened aisles of the empty store.
âWeâre on the same page, bruh,â Teen Two smirked as he switched back to the full-body shot. âWatch this, pinch to zoom!â
âI wasnât lookinâ at her hair, bruh,â said Teen Two with a broadening smile. The pair turned to face each other in realization. âThis shit works in real life, too!â
âThanksmomcanwegonowplease?â she sputtered out, scrunching down onto what she thought was an extra cushion she hadnât noticed while getting in.
âWhat? What?â his accomplice asked with growing concern.
âAw man, they doinâ us dirty!â Teen Two said in dismay. Teen One grabbed the phone from his limp grip and squinted in disbelief at the pop-up on the screen.
THANKS FOR TRYING AI-OF-THE-BEHOLDER, THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW AI-ASSISTED MORPHING APP! THIS COMPLETES YOUR 30 SECOND DEMO! PLEASE ENTER PAYMENT INFORMATION IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES TO DECRYPT THIS DEVICE AND CONTINUE. PRICE: 5,8008 US$ OR 2 BITTOKEN. AFTER 5 MINUTES, THE PRICE TO UNLOCK THE ENCRYPTION ON THIS DEVICE AND RECOVER PASSWORDS TO ALL ASSOCIATED ACCOUNTS WILL BE 580,000,008 US$ or 19,997.242035 BITTOKEN. HOPE YOU GOT MONEY! uwu
âWhat the- itâs fuckinâ ransomware? But it worked!â the frustrated teen cried as his erstwhile partner in crime took back his soon-to-be brick.
Accepting defeat with her mane, she looked the new image of herself in the eye. The girl in the mirror was visibly frazzled and holding back tears, but at least she had gorgeous hair while doing it. âHere you are, having an existential crisis on a Friday night. Can you really make it all the way to Monday?â she asked mirror-Lexi. Wait, were her eyes blue yesterday? She couldnât be sure, but she thought they werenât. Stepping back to fit more of herself in the reflection, she spun around. Something else was definitely off. Her contour was different, a little more⊠balanced above and below the waist. Grabbing a footstool, she stood on it to raise herself up in the bathroom mirror. Something seemed off. She turned around. Definitely. She bent down and lifted her tail out of the way. Her first instinct was wolfish appreciation for the extra-shapely rump, butâŠ
âHeh,â she chuckled at the irony. âMy fat ass got that fat paycheck to cover its expenses just in the nick of time.â She collapsed on the bed. âLucky me.â